Korbi Kay Blanchard
November 21st, 2013
Prestigious People of Cinnabon
Dear Prestigious People of Cinnabon,
It has recently come to my attention that Cinnabon perfume does not exist.
This is a grave concern that must be resolved immediately.
Already, there is a dire demand for Cinnabon perfume (according to reputable sources like forum chatrooms, as well as my own personal needs). All you need to do is supply.
To put the icing on the cake (erm, bun), I offer you my free promotional services. I would proudly wear your Cinnabon perfume during my endeavors in Los Angeles, thus enticing the noses and the interest of other consumers.
In fact, were Cinnabon perfume actually manufactured, I am quite confident that customers would shamelessly lick themselves in public, generating even more product awareness.
Please consider this brilliant business proposal, and let me know your thoughts on the matter. I look forward to working with you.
Sweetly and sincerely yours,